“Don’t worry about who I am, Jake,” she said. Then her hand reached out and rubbed my crotch. My eyes went wide, and I tried to flinch back, but I couldn’t move. “Worry about who you are. And who you can be. You could have a lot more potential than you think. You just need a little help is all.” Her hand rubbed along my crotch for a moment, and then she brought her other hand up to my face. The softest, smoothest, most gentle hand caressed my face as I stared into her pale yellow eyes. Then she leaned forward, and her lips pressed lightly against mine. She kissed me for a long moment, and I just stood there, frozen.
When she stepped back, the world began to spin again. Her eyes brightened quickly. The light got brighter and brighter until I had to turn away. I shielded my eyes, and then heard a loud crack of thunder. I fell backwards onto my back, and felt my head hit the dirt. I curled into a ball, feeling the world spin and my head pound. The world began slowly slipping away, and then it all went black.
I woke up to the sounds of birds chirping. My head was still spinning, and pounding, and I slowly opened my eyes. I was lying in the dirt in the middle of the woods. I tried to remember what had happened. I vaguely remembered a pretty lady in a white dress standing in the woods, but that seemed absurd. As I sat up, I felt my stomach lurch, and bent over and puked into the dirt.
I got up and walked away from the puke, still trying to remember what had happened. And then it came back to me. I remembered going to Amy’s car and making out with her. I remembered her trying to give me a blowjob, and me cumming instantly. Then I remembered going back to the party, where everyone found out, and laughed at me, and I puked. I felt all the shame and embarrassment come flooding back, and slowly got to my feet.
An already shitty day had turned into the worst night of my life, and now I was more of a loser than I could have ever even imagined. I brushed the dirt off myself, letting the shame sink in deep. As I looked around, I realized I didn’t even know where I was. I looked up, and could see that the sun was up, and had been for a while, but I had no idea which direction was which. Even if I did that wouldn’t have helped me know where to go. I began walking in the direction with the least brush.
It took a lot longer than I expected to get out of the woods. When I finally stepped out of the trees, I found myself in a ditch below the highway. I climbed up to the side of the road and saw busy midday traffic speeding by. I still didn’t know which way was which, so I started walking against the traffic beside me. My head was still pounding, and my stomach felt like it wasn’t done yet, even if it was empty.
A blue Honda coming towards me honked several times, and then pulled over behind me. I turned and walked back to it as the window rolled down. I looked inside and saw Michelle’s friend Natalie giving me a panicked look.
“Jake, what are you doing out here?” She asked me.
“I’m not really sure,” I said, rubbing my eyes and wincing from the sounds of the traffic whizzing by. “I got really drunk last night.”
“I know, everyone knows,” she said. “People are looking for you. Get in.”
“Ok,” I shrugged. I opened the door and got in her car, hoping I wouldn’t puke again and make things even worse than they already were.
“Your mom and sisters are really worried about you, Jake,” Natalie said seriously. She put the car back in drive, and then rejoined traffic after waiting a moment.
“Well, I’m fine. Physically,” I added a moment later.
“Jake, it’s not that bad,” Natalie said. I let out a sigh, but then looked up in alarm. What had she meant by that?
“What’s not?” I asked, praying she didn’t mean what I think she meant. If my sister’s coworker already knew about what happened, then everyone did.
“Look, your mom is really worried,” Natalie said, already sounding apologetic. “They’ve been looking all over for you. Your friends had to tell them who you left with.” She knew. Everyone knew. But how much? “So, your sister called Amy to see if she knew where you were.” Fuck! “And she said… well, she said she hadn’t seen you since last night.”
“What else did she say?” I asked, hanging my head in my hands.
“I don’t know,” Natalie said, but her voice sounded off. “Michelle talked to her. But, Amy said you might have gone back to the party. So… Erin ended up calling Bobby Granger.”
“What!” I shouted, lifting my head up in alarm. “Why did she call Bobby?”
“Because she knows Bobby,” Natalie shrugged, looking at me with merciful pity. “Bobby said that you threw up at the party. I guess they’re kind of pissed about it.”
“Anything else?” I asked, already wishing I had just stayed in the woods.
“Nothing else that matters,” Natalie said. “Your mom has been calling the hospitals and police stations and stuff. She’s really worried.”
“Natalie, can you please just tell me how much everyone knows,” I said.
“You got really drunk at a party, Jake,” Natalie said. “It happens. Believe me, I’ve been there,” she let out a shaky laugh, and then stopped when she saw the look on my face. “It was a bad night. But not as bad as it could have been. I mean your mom basically thinks you’re dead right now. So it could be way worse.”
“I wish I was dead right now,” I groaned.
“No you don’t,” Natalie said sympathetically. “Don’t say that. It was a bad night, that’s all. You’ll have plenty of them. We all do.”
“Not like this,” I said. “This was so bad. Especially if people know about it, which I already know they do. For my own sake, can you please just tell me everything you know about what happened last night.”
“Jake, it doesn’t matter,” Natalie insisted.
“Please,” I pleaded. “Tell me what you heard.”
“Ok, fine,” she sighed. She took a moment to turn off the highway, and then down a less busy street. “I heard a little bit about what happened with you and Amy.”
“Like what?” I demanded.
“Stuff that happens to a lot of guys, Jake,” Natalie said with an encouraging smile. “Trust me. Some of the guys that hit on me and your sister all day, now they’re losers.” She let out a playful laugh, and then stopped again as she saw me. “Jake, it’s fine.”
“What did she tell people, Natalie?” I asked. I looked at Natalie, and she must have seen the pain in my eyes, because she pulled the car over.
“She said that you two were making out, and that when it got more physical, you didn’t last very long. Which happens all the time,” she added a second later. She hesitated a moment, looking like she was debating telling me more, and then went on. “And, she said that you aren’t the biggest down there. Which is also very normal and nothing to be ashamed of.”
“Jesus,” I sighed. “How many people do you think she told?”
“I don’t know,” Natalie said, but I could tell she was lying. I looked at her, and she looked back at me with pity. “Ok, I think she probably told a lot of people. Erin said Bobby Granger knew. So, that probably means a lot of people know. But that doesn’t matter. It’s not that big a deal, Jake. I know it feels like it is right now. But in a few years I promise you will be laughing about it.”
“Yeah, I kind of doubt that,” I said. My voice cracked, and I felt tears wanting to escape my eyes. Natalie reached out and pulled me into a hug. I let her hug me but didn’t hug her back. I could feel her huge soft tits pushing into my shoulder, and then a strong stirring began in my pants. I’m used to getting hard around Michelle’s friends. All of them are hot and have big tits. And they all treat me nice because of Michelle. Natalie has always been especially nice, and her tits are especially big. I’ve gotten hard from being around her plenty of time. And having her pull my head into her chest should obviously get me hard.
But something felt different. It felt oddly swollen and tight down there. I tried to gauge what was going on down there without moving or touching myself. I was definitely getting hard, but it felt very different than it normally did. I finally shifted in my seat, and then quickly adjusted myself, trying not to let her notice. She clearly did, because she let go of me and sat back. I glanced down, hoping my erection wasn’t too obvious. My eyes went wide as I saw the bulge stretching out my pants. I just stared down at my crotch for a moment, dumbfounded. Then I looked up at Natalie. She was staring down at my crotch too, and looked up as I looked at her.
“Don’t worry about it,” she said with an awkward smile. “I work at hooters. It really does happen all the time.”
“Sorry,” I said, and quickly shifted and adjusted myself until it wasn’t so blatantly noticeable. It had never looked like that before. Not in any pants, or shorts, or anything. It had never felt like that either. My dick felt completely different than it always did, and I desperately wanted to look at it to see what was wrong. But I wasn’t about to pull my dick out in front of Natalie, not after the night I just had, even if it meant I lose my dick.
“It’s fine,” Natalie said, and turned back to the road and began driving again. “By the way, Amy was obviously lying. So it’s already not as bad as you’re thinking.”
“What do you mean?” I asked. My mind was still panicking over what might be wrong with my dick.
“I mean, that didn’t look small to me,” Natalie said with a cute little smile. “And I’ve seen plenty hard ons through pants in my day.”
“Um, it feels kind of weird,” I said, and Natalie looked over at me, confused.
“What does?”
“Um… my, uh… something feels weird down there,” I said as I shifted my hips, trying to figure out what was going on without touching it.
“It’s probably just from last night,” Natalie said, though she looked worried now. “That can happen.”
“Uh… no… I don’t think so,” I said. My hard on had mostly subsided, but my dick still felt weird. It felt, bigger, than it should. Much bigger. “Um, would you mind pulling over real quick, Natalie?”
“Jake, you’re scaring me now,” she said, but she pulled over. “What’s wrong?”
“I’m not sure,” I said as the car came to a stop. “Give me a second,” I opened the door and got out. I quickly looked around to make sure no one was around. The road was completely empty and we were alone. I glanced back to make sure Natalie couldn’t see, then reached into my pants. My hand found my dick, right where it belonged, and moved down. My dick kept going, as if it were at its full length, even though it was soft now. And then it kept going even further down. My dick was soft, but felt much bigger than it ever had hard.
“Holy shit,” I said as I found the end of it. It was thicker too. My dick felt massive, and I instantly felt the need to see it for myself.
“What’s wrong?” Natalie asked, sounding worried.
“Uh, I’m not sure,” I said. “Maybe nothing.” I unzipped, and then pulled my cock out. It flopped out of my pants and hung down like a huge sausage. It looked more than half a foot long, and it wasn’t even hard. I just stared down at it for a moment, totally in awe.
“Jake, what’s going on?” Natalie asked. I stuffed my dick back in my pants, with more difficulty than ever before, and zipped them back up. When I got back in the car Natalie was looking at me like I was going to keel over at any moment.
“Um, I’m fine,” I shrugged. “Sorry. We can keep going.”
“Jake, what the fuck was that?” Natalie shouted. “What’s going on?”
“Nothing,” I said, trying to think of some excuse for my behavior. “I just… something felt weird. But it’s fine. I checked, and I’m fine.”
“You mean something weird with your dick?” Natalie asked seriously.
“Uh, yeah,” I nodded awkwardly. “But there’s nothing wrong. I’m good. Better than ever actually.” I gave a shaky laugh.
“Are you sure?” She was still eyeing me warily.
“Yeah, all good,” I nodded.
“What did you think was wrong?”
“I Don’t know,” I said truthfully. “It just felt weird for a moment, but now it doesn’t. And I looked and there’s nothing wrong.”
“Are you sure?” She asked again.
“Yep, all good,” I nodded again.
“Let me see it,” she said. That caught me completely off guard, and I looked over at her with wide eyes.
“Wh-what?” I stammered after a moment of shock.
“I need to make sure you’re ok,” she said. “You’ve been missing all night and now you’re acting really weird. You could be cut or something. Just let me see it really quick so I know you’re not going to die on me.”
“Natalie, that’s really not….” I began.
“Just let me see it,” she cut me off. “I’ve seen hundreds, so there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Come on, show it to me.”
“Uh, are you sure?” I asked.
“Yes, take it out,” she said, staring down at my crotch. “I need to make sure you’re alright.” My dick started to feel weird again, and I knew it was getting hard. It still just felt so different than it ever had. Just the thought of showing this beautiful busty girl my dick was exciting, but showing her the monster I had just seen a moment ago was downright exhilarating. I shrugged, unzipped my pants, and then slowly pulled my dick out. It flopped out at first, and I could see and feel it getting harder, and bigger.
“Oh my god!” Natalie said in a deep voice as she saw it. For a moment she didn’t say anything else, and just stared wide eyed as my cock got harder and began lifting into the air. It wasn’t actually that much bigger than it had been soft, but still massive compared to normal. I couldn’t tell, especially with it sticking out of my pants, but it looked like it was at least nine inches long, and way thicker than before.
“See,” I said, and gave it a little wag. Natalie let out a breathy laugh, still staring openly at it. “Nothing wrong.”
“Jesus, Jake,” she said, and looked up at my eyes for a moment, before returning down. “You’re fucking huge. Good for you.”
“Uh, thanks,” I said. I don’t know how it happened, but I wasn’t complaining.
“So, when Amy tried to blow you last night…” Natalie said, and then bit her lower lip slightly as she stared down at my cock. “Did she chicken out, and then tell everyone you have a small cock so you wouldn’t tell them what really happened?”
“Um, no,” I said, although I liked the sound of that theory. “What she said was the truth.”
“Well, obviously not,” Natalie laughed. “She said you have a small cock. And that is not small. That’s like, monster big. That’s seriously fucking huge, Jake. I know I would’ve chickened out if I saw that thing when I was eighteen.”
“What about now?” I asked slowly. The fact that she had added when she was eighteen caught my attention. For whatever reason, probably my newfound, confidence, I was feeling more brazen than usual.
“I don’t think I would chicken out if I saw a cock like that now,” she said, and then looked up at me and smiled. She was blushing in a way I had never seen before. “You know, I can help clear up some of the rumors that are going around. I mean, I don’t mind. If you want me to, that is.”
“Well, you can’t clear up all the rumors,” I said, hoping desperately that she would take the bait, and not get mad.
“Maybe I can,” she said, looking me dead in the eye. All of a sudden she looked very different than she normally did. She always looked hot, but the way she was looking at me made her infinitely hotter. “If Amy had the nerve to lie about that,” Natalie said, and gestured down to the giant pole protruding from my pants. “Then I’m guessing she lied about all of it. But I can’t really be sure unless I know for myself.”
“Only one way to know, I suppose,” I said slowly, getting ready to shield from the blows I expected to come. I normally wouldn’t dare be this openly forward with any girl, let alone one of Michelle’s coworkers who I’ve known for years. But the way she had just looked at my dick, and the way she was looking at me now made me feel more confident than I ever had in my life.
“You did have a pretty rough night,” Natalie said. “Let’s see if I can make today a little better.” With that she bent down, and then her hand wrapped around my cock. Her hand felt soft and tiny as it stretched to wrap around my shaft.
“Fuck this is big,” she said, and then her lips moved onto the head of my cock. I could see that her mouth was stretched wide, and she only had the tip of my dick in. Last night Amy had easily taken my whole dick in her mouth, and now Natalie was struggling with just the tip. She tried going further a few times, and eventually gave up. Instead, she stroked it with two hands, and swirled her tongue all around the head.
I sat back and enjoyed it all, the feel and the view and the whole situation. Then I realized I wasn’t cumming yet. I wasn’t even struggling not to. My cock was rock hard, and being pleasured by my sister’s beautiful busty friend, but I wasn’t ready to cum yet. Last night I had cum as soon as Amy touched it. And now my towering pillar stood tall as a truly stunning woman worked it with her hands and mouth.
Natalie stopped and sat up for a moment. She smiled at me and then pulled her hooter’s shirt off. I had been waiting to see a great set of tits come out of that shirt for the past four years, and it didn’t disappoint. Her massive tits looked like they were overflowing from the big pink bra she wore. She reached behind her, and then that fell off too. I stared open mouthed at her gigantic tits, admiring the way they hung down without looking saggy. Her light brown nipples were quite large, matching the rest of her tits, and they were quickly getting hard. She smiled at the way I stared at them, and then gave them a playful jiggle.
“I would have shown you these a long time ago if I knew about this,” she said, and went back to stroking my cock. “I can’t even suck it it’s so big. But don’t you worry, I’m not some eighteen-year-old flat-chested lying bitch. I have a few tricks up my sleeve.” Natalie took her heavy tits in her hands, and then bent forward and wrapped them around my cock. It was awkward with the angle, but my cock was somehow big enough to fit between her tits without any trouble. She bent her head down, and took the tip back in her mouth, and then started bouncing her huge tits up and down on my cock.
I gently moved her auburn hair out of the way so I could get a better view as she sucked my cock. It looked awesome. The way she had to stretch her mouth to fit around my cock, the way her giant tits wrapped around it, the way she was bouncing them, it was all the sexiest thing I had ever seen. She kept going for a while, slobbering on the head of my cock and working the shaft with her huge tits.
Her eyes looked up at mine without her stopping any of what she was doing. I stared down at her sexy brown eyes, and I could see how into it she was too. I finally started to feel the old burning sensation in my thighs, and knew it was coming. But it felt stronger than normal. My cock felt like it was so hard it might break off. My balls tightened up, and I noticed they felt bigger too. I grabbed onto the seat handle with one hand and placed the other on Natalie’s back.
A jet of cum rocketed up through my cock like a missile. It felt unlike anything I had ever experienced. Natalie let out a startled squeal, but stayed on it. A second jet flew up, just as strong as the first, and I saw cum burst from the sides of her mouth. She came off, struggling to keep the cum from pouring out of her mouth, and looking stunned. Another jet shot out with force and splashed across the windshield. She kept jerking me off, and another shot flew out, and then another. It quickly covered the windshield on the passenger’s side, and then the dashboard too. I was just as amazed as Natalie. We both watched in awe as I shot eight strong blasts of cum all over her car.
“Holy shit,” she said once it was done. I didn’t say anything. I was still as shocked as her, probably more. She must have thought this is just how I am, but I knew this was quite different than normal. “That was insane. Did you do that in Amy’s car too?” Natalie laughed.
“Uh, not quite,” I said. “You’re really great.”
“Thank you,” Natalie said, looking quite pleased by that. “You’re really something yourself. I think I need to try that thing out in bed sometime.”
“Anytime you want,” I agreed eagerly, and she laughed. It was a much sexier, flirtier laugh than she usually had with me.
“Well, let’s get you home first,” she said, and began putting her bra back on. “Your family is still worried sick you know.”
“Right,” I frowned, remembering all that had happened. Although none of it seemed nearly as bad anymore. “Uh, what do we do about… uh…” I pointed at the windshield, which had big globs of cum sliding down it. It looked like someone had thrown a milkshake on it.
“Uh, I think I have some napkins,” she laughed, and reached into the back seat. “Probably not enough though. You really should warn a girl, Jake. That was such a crazy load. Now I know why Amy freaked out and told everyone a bunch of stupid lies. Don’t worry by the way. That’s going to come around and bite her in the ass. She either should have told people the truth, or kept her mouth shut. I mean, she told people literally the opposite of what really happened. She’s going to look like such an idiot when people find out.”
“How will people find out though?” I asked seriously. All of a sudden that seemed like the most important thing in the world. I had been brought to the lowest of lows. But now something happened, and there seemed to be a way to make it all better.
“People will find out,” Natalie said. “You can’t keep that thing a secret for long. As a matter of fact, I don’t know how you have this long. The way this town is, everyone should know about you.”
“I had never hooked up with a girl before last night,” I admitted.
“Well, you should have,” Natalie laughed. She handed me some napkins, and then began wiping my cum off her windshield. “Although, you’re probably too big for high school girls, as we found out last night. You need experienced women, like myself. Hey,” she said, and looked at me. “How come none of us girls at hooters know about how big you are? You’re in there all the time, and we know you get hard. As a matter of fact, I think I’ve seen you get hard before, and it didn’t look like that.”
“I haven’t always been this big,” I said, which was much truer than I could tell her. “It’s, um… pretty new.”
“Well, it’s quite impressive, Jake,” she said, and went back to wiping up. “You should be very proud.”
“Thanks,” I smiled. It felt like the polar opposite of the night before. “So, you think once I hook up with a few more girls from my grade they’ll tell everyone I’m not small?”
“Definitely,” Natalie nodded. “Especially since Amy lied. Now as soon as anyone sees it they’re going to want to go tell the whole world they found out the truth. I know I do.”
“Really?” I asked.
“I mean, yeah,” she said. “I hope you don’t mind, but I don’t think I can keep this a secret from your sister.”
“Wait, you’re going to tell Michelle?” I asked. That thought hadn’t even crossed my mind. But now that it did, it was kind of exciting. The thought of my hot older sister thinking I have a huge cock sounded awesome. Especially if it was the truth.
“Yeah, sorry,” Natalie said apologetically. “I mean I won’t tell her directly. But there’s no way I can keep this a secret. I’m going to have to tell my friends, and it will definitely get back to Michelle.” She held up the napkins soaked in my cum, and looked down at the dashboard where there was still more, and then laughed. “I can’t believe you’ve managed to keep it a secret this long. However long you’ve had that thing, I’m surprised no one else knows about it.”
“Ok, well, maybe don’t tell anyone right away,” I said, trying to think of how this might go.
“I won’t,” Natalie agreed. “Everyone is still worried sick. But, I am going to tell the girls, and Michelle is going to find out.”
“Ok,” I shrugged. “This is going to be weird. After last night everyone thinks I have a tiny dick and lasted five seconds.”
“Yeah, it will be weird,” Natalie agreed. “Amy should have kept her mouth shut. But the truth will come out on this one, don’t worry. Before long everyone will know that Amy is a dumb liar and you have a monster cock.”
“Amy really didn’t do anything wrong,” I said. And she hadn’t. The only thing I could be mad at Amy for was leaving as fast as she did. But even that I didn’t blame her for. And what she had told everyone was the truth. I was small, and I did last five seconds with her. Only now something had changed. I don’t know how, or why, but I woke up quite different than I was when I passed out. I didn’t like the thought that people would think Amy was a liar, but I did like the thought of everyone thinking what she said was lies.
“What do you mean?” Natalie said as she began driving again. “She told everyone crazy lies about you just because she couldn’t handle you. That’s fucked up, Jake. Especially since so many people found out.”
“She didn’t l…,” I paused, realizing I couldn’t tell Natalie the truth. Even if I did she wouldn’t believe it now. “It wasn’t her fault.”
“Ok, well, we have a lot of damage control to do because of her,” Natalie said. “The girls at hooters are going to know the truth. But all the girls your age might need to hear it from a few people before they believe it. It’s going to be a whole thing, Jake. But you’re the one telling the truth, so it should work out in your favor in the end.”
“I guess,” I sighed. “I don’t want people being mean to Amy though. She really didn’t do anything wrong.”
“You’re sweet, Jake,” Natalie said. “But whatever happens to Amy now is on her.” Natalie turned onto our road, and a few minutes later pulled up to our house. As I got out of the car, the front door of our house opened, and a flood of people came running out. First came mom, with Michelle and Erin behind her, and then Ryan and Shannon too.
“Oh my god,” my mom shouted as she reached me, and pulled me into a tight hug. “Where have you been?”
“Sorry,” I said sheepishly. Everyone else was crowded around, looking at me like I had come back from the dead or something. “I got really drunk and passed out. But I’m fine.”
“Where were you? We’ve been looking all over for you?” Mom said urgently.
“Uh, I sort of passed out in the woods,” I said. She finally released me, and stared at me with a stern grimace. “I was walking the tracks home,” I explained. “And then, I went into the woods.”
“Why?” Erin asked, looking at me like I was an idiot.
“I don’t know,” I shrugged. “I was really drunk. And I wasn’t exactly having the best day. I just passed out is all. But I’m fine. I didn’t hit my head or anything.”
“Yeah, we heard all about your bad day,” Erin said with a smirk, and Michelle hit her in the arm. “What! He’s going to find out sooner or later. I mean everyone already knows.”
“I know,” I said. “Natalie told me. It’s fine though. I’m feeling a lot better today.”
“Good,” mom nodded. “Have you eaten?”
“Uh, no,” I said, and instantly realized how hungry I was.
“Come inside,” she said, and began leading all of us back into the house. “I’ll make you something to eat.”
“Um, I should go,” Natalie said. We all turned to see her still standing at her car. “I have to go to work.”
“Oh, thank you so much, dear,” mom said to her. “I don’t know what we can do to repay you.”
“It’s fine,” Natalie said. “I’m sure Jake can do something for me sometime.” She gave me a wink, and I felt myself blush as everyone looked at me funny. “I’m glad I was able to help. See you around, Jake. Michelle, you’re coming to work later, right?”
“I guess so,” Michelle said, still eyeing me funny. “As long as Jake is alright.”
“I’m fine,” I said.
“Ok, I’ll be in around five then,” Michelle said to Natalie.
“Good, we’ll talk later,” Natalie said, and then got back in her car and drove away. Everyone was still looking at me funny, and I just wanted to be alone. I began walking, and then everyone else did as well. Mom hurried off to the kitchen, and I walked into the living room and slumped down in the beat-up old chair.
“So, was that, like, your first time getting drunk?” Erin laughed, plopping down on the couch and smirking at me. Michelle sat down beside her, and Shannan and Ryan both sat on the floor. Everyone was still looking at me, and I was starting to feel pretty uncomfortable again.
“No,” I frowned at her. “We drink on the weekends all the time. I just… I’m not used to chugging a bunch of beers in a row.”
“Why were you chugging beers?” Michelle asked, looking at me much more sympathetically than Erin.
“I don’t know,” I shrugged. I didn’t want to tell them too much, although I knew they already knew a lot. What I really wished I could tell them was what had happened so far today, but I definitely couldn’t do that. “A few guys we went to school were making me chug beers. I mean, not making me… but, well, sort of making me I guess. It doesn’t matter now.”
“Why did you even go back to the party after what happened with Amy?” Erin asked, still looking at me as if she couldn’t believe anyone could be so stupid.
“I was looking for you guys,” I said to Ryan and Shannon.
“Sorry,” Ryan said, looking genuinely apologetic. “I thought you left. I was talking to a girl from Dearborn, but nothing happened. And Shannon had already left. I ended up walking home too, but I guess I wasn’t as drunk as you.”
“Don’t worry about it,” I said. “It’s fine. What happened with you, Shannon? Did you hook up with Connor?”
“We made out in his car,” Shannon said awkwardly, glancing over at my sisters and blushing slightly. “But then he kept trying to get all handsy. He seemed kind of pissed when I left.”
“Of course he did,” Erin said. “You can’t go back to a guy’s car with him and make out and then not give him any.”
“Maybe you can’t, but I can,” Shannon said, and me and Michelle both laughed.
“Good for you, Shannon,” Michelle said with a little bounce, making her tits jiggle. “Don’t ever let a guy pressure you into doing something you don’t want to do. You’re a strong girl.”
“Oh, she’s strong alright,” Erin scoffed. “You know, most girls would actually want to hook up with the guy once they were already making out with him. I mean, even Amy gave Jake a little something. And I do mean little.” Erin cackled as everyone else shot her nasty looks.
“You are horrible, you know that?” Michelle said angrily to her.
“It’s true,” I said, and both of my sisters looked surprised. “I got a little eager. But I wouldn’t believe everything Amy said if I were you. Natalie told me some of it, and it’s not all exactly true.”
“So, what?” Erin said with a sneer. “You didn’t last only five seconds?
“No, that part’s pretty much true,” I said, and felt my neck burning. Erin burst into fresh laughter as Michelle glared at her.
“So then, you’re saying that the lie is that you have a tiny dick?” Erin cackled.
“What do you care?” I glared at her.
“Hey, you’re the one who said Amy was lying,” Erin teased.
“Ok… well, yeah. That part isn’t true,” I said. As long as what I had seen earlier was real, I felt confident that this would go my way in the long run. Natalie was right, I had a lot of damage control to do after last night. But if I could do what I did with her, then I should come out on top in the end. I just didn’t know how to go about getting people to know. I wanted to just tell Erin myself, but I couldn’t tell my sister that I all of a sudden have a huge dick.
“Ok,” Erin said, rolling her eyes heavily at me. “I’m sure Amy just made that up.”
“Erin, leave him alone,” Michelle said.
“Whatever,” Erin laughed, and got to her feet. “At least you went to the party, Jake. And you did a great job showing everyone you’re not a total loser.” She hurried out of the room before Michelle could yell at her. Michelle turned to me, looking at me like I might need to go on suicide watch or something. But I felt fine. As awful as the night had gone, and as awful as Erin was being, I was still just stuck on how amazing my inexplicable transformation was. I wanted to tell someone, but I didn’t know how.
“Ignore her, Jake. She’s just being a bitch,” Michelle said.
“I know,” I said. “It’s fine. Just Erin being Erin. Really, I’m fine. I had a nice talk with Natalie, and she made me feel a lot better.”
“Really?” Michelle said, looking surprised but quite pleased. “That’s great. And I’ll tell her you said that.”
“Ok,” I nodded.
“You’re sure you’re ok?” Michelle asked again, and I nodded. “Well, I’ll go check on mom then. She was really freaking out.” Michelle left, and Ryan and Shannon both got up and sat on the couch.
“So, um, what happened, man?” Ryan asked once we were alone. “I mean we heard stuff through the grapevine, but it sounds like a lot of rumors.”
“Well,” I sighed, deciding to confide in my closest friends and see where it might go. “I went to Amy’s car with her. And we hooked up. It basically went how she said. I don’t even need to know what she said, I’m sure it’s true. Amy’s not a liar.”
“Ok…” Ryan said slowly. “But what about what you just said to your sister? Was that just bullshit?”
“You shouldn’t care what your sister thinks, Jake,” Shannon said. “Michelle’s right, she’s a bitch. I mean, if everything Erin said was true then I’d be the biggest lesbian in the state.”
“But I wasn’t lying,” I said, trying to hold back my grin. “I mean… it’s really complicated. I actually don’t even know how to say what happened.”
“Well, give it a try,” Shannon urged.
“Ok. I hooked up with Amy. And… uh… it didn’t exactly go as great as it could have.” Ryan was clearly trying not to laugh, and Shannon was giving me a merciful look. “She left pretty fast. And then I went back to the party to look for you guys.”
“Sorry, man,” Ryan said. “I should have waited for you.”
“No, it’s fine,” I said. “It all worked out for the best in the end, trust me.”
“What are you talking about?” Ryan asked, looking more confused than ever. “We heard about you puking in Ella’s living room. I think everyone’s heard.”
“Yeah,” I nodded, feeling the embarrassment return as I remembered how that had felt. “I puked pretty bad. Then I left. I ended up on the tracks, and then went into the woods.”
“Ok, where’s the part where it all ends up ok?” Shannon asked. “Because this all sounds really shitty.”
“I met someone in the woods,” I said.
“Jesus,” Ryan said. “This is only getting worse, dude. Who did you meet in the woods?”
“I don’t actually know,” I frowned. “It was a lady, though.”
“You hope,” Ryan said. “It sounds like you were too drunk to tell the difference. What happened with this lady in the woods?”
“Uh… nothing,” I said, trying to remember what had happened. It was all still too fuzzy. All I could remember was a lady with a white light in the woods. For some reason I felt like I could remember her having yellow eyes like a cat. And I could also vaguely remember her kissing me. “Well… I’m not sure actually,” I said. “I passed out after that.”
“And then you got raped in the woods by a homeless guy who looked like a lady.” Ryan said.
“No,” I said quickly, although I wasn’t even sure the lady didn’t do anything to me. Considering what I had discovered earlier, it wasn’t out of the question. “I woke up a few hours ago, and then made my way to the highway. That’s where Natalie found me.”
“Jake, I think you might be in shock,” Shannon said, looking worried. “You’re not making much sense. When does this story become not horrible?”
“Now,” I smiled. “I was really depressed, obviously.” Shannon and Ryan both nodded their heads. “And Natalie was trying to console me. Which she did. Anyways… um…” I paused, glancing over at Shannon. I wasn’t quite sure how to say the good part in front of her. But she was too good a friend for me not to tell her too. “I… uh… there’s something different about me now.”
“What?” Ryan frowned, looking puzzled. “What the hell does that mean?”
“I mean, whatever happened in the woods last night, it changed me,” I said.
“Ok, I think we should get you some help,” Shannon said seriously. “You’re in some type of shock.”
“No, I’m not,” I said quickly. And then, “well, actually maybe I am. But in a good way. Listen, I know this doesn’t make any sense, but ever since I woke up this morning, I have a huge dick.”
“What?” Ryan let out an involuntary laugh.
“I’m going to go tell your mom we should take you to the hospital,” Shannon said and got up.
“No, I’m fine,” I insisted. “I’m serious. You can ask Natalie. She saw it.”
“What? Your huge dick that you woke up with?” Ryan clarified. He was looking at me like he was amused but also trying to tell if I was brain damaged at the same time.
“Yeah,” I nodded happily. “She did a lot more than just see it.”
“Ok, you stay with him,” Shannon said to Ryan. She turned to go to the kitchen, but I stopped her.
“I’m not lying,” I said. “And I’m not crazy. Natalie gave me a blowjob earlier. It was awesome. My dick is crazy big now.”
“Jake, you know we’ve both seen you naked before, right?” Shannon said. Now she was talking to me like I was some kind of mental patient.
“Yeah, but I’m changed now,” I insisted. “I’m telling the truth.” She just smiled sadly at me, and then turned to leave again. I made the split-second decision to just prove it. “Here,” I said as she began walking away. She stopped and looked back, and I reached into my pants and pulled my dick out. For a split second I was worried that I had hallucinated the whole thing, and I would look like an even bigger loser than ever. But it was there, just as it had been earlier. I pulled my huge dick out, and let it flop down over the top of my pants.
“What the Fuck!” Ryan said. “Damn, dude. Where did that come from?”
“The woods,” I said with a big grin. “I told you.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?” Ryan said, shaking his head in disbelieve, but also staring at my dick. “What actually happened?”
“I don’t know,” I shrugged. “But I woke up with this. Isn’t it awesome?”
“Yeah,” Ryan nodded. “Does it work?”
“Better than ever,” I nodded. “I shot a giant load all over Natalie’s car. I don’t know what happened, or how, or why. But I have a fucking huge cock now.” Ryan still just looked totally befuddled. I looked over at Shannon, and saw her staring openly at my dick. Her blue eyes were wider than I had ever seen them, and her mouth was slightly open. She didn’t say anything, but she didn’t look away either. The way she was staring made my dick start to respond. I felt it slowly lengthen, and I quickly shoved it back in my pants before I got hard in front of my best friends.
“See,” I said to Shannon. “I’m not lying, and I’m not crazy. Something happened.”
“How…” she said, and then stopped. She blinked a few times, shook her head, and then tried again. “You… that isn’t real, though. I’ve seen it before, and it never looked like that.” The look on her face as she said that turned me on even more, and I was glad I had already put it away.
“I know it didn’t before,” I said. “But it does now. It’s real. I already gave it a test run. It works great. Whatever happened in the woods, it gave me this.” I reached down and groped myself, loving the way it filled my hand like never before.
“This doesn’t make any sense,” Ryan said.
“Who cares?” I laughed, and he shrugged and nodded his agreement.
“So,” Shannon said, frowning in contemplation. “What Amy said last night was true. But it’s not anymore. Because something happened in the woods that made your dick way bigger?”
“Pretty much,” I nodded.
“That’s nuts,” Ryan said with a laugh.
“They’re bigger too,” I said with a smile, and we both laughed. Shannon still just looked stunned.
“So, what’re you going to do now?” Shannon asked.